I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?

Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children