Dad: What time do u wanna go to the dentist? Daughter: tooth hurty Dad: all right

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water, jack slipped and the condom ripped now they have a daughter

My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She’s got my sister’s eyes.

The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked “What are you doing” and the Daughter replied “I wan’t the chocolate”