What’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm?

You don’t slice a grape

What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”