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My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
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The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
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